Sunday, October 08, 2006

Top 10 things about writing a blog no one reads

10. You can't get your mother to read your blog. (It doesn't help that she doesn't have a computer)
9. You can say whatever you want without offending your readership.
8. You get your friends and family to blog, so that they can link to you.
7. Technorati says there are precisely 0 blogs linking to your blog.
6. You send emails to your friends and family saying 'Check out my blog'.
5. Sitemeter was not built for you.
4. You get 0 Diggs on Digg.com
3. Even though Google owns Blogger, they don't know your blog exists.
2. You're a link whore.
1. No one tags you.





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